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18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback  

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From the 18th century and well into the Victorian era of the 19th century, there were so many ways the English language was simply better. It was filled with bizarre innuendo, puns, and jokes hidden within words. Much of English slang came about simply from crooks trying to keep their conversations coded, so as to not be overheard by cops.

While slang transforms every day, with new terms regularly being added to the Oxford English Dictionary - inevitably leading to stodgy grammar aficionados freaking out about dictionaries adding words they don't deem worthy - the truth is, slang has always been an evolving and essential component of our language. In the spirit of the classic idiom, "Everything old is new again," it's time to look back at some of the most popular old slang terms, primarily from the 18th century, that have fallen out of fashion but deserve a comeback - and how we could add them fruitfully to our modern vernacular.

As chronicled in two of the most influential records of antique slang - the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue by Francis Grose and Passing English of the Victorian Era by J. Redding Ware - get ready to feel betwattled by this afternoonified look at brilliant classic slang that just might leave you feeling dicked in the nob.

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Dicked In The Nob is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Dicked In The Nob

Definition: "Silly. "

Use: "There's no point in reasoning with obsessed trolls on Twitter, they're all just dicked in the nob."

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Shipwrecked is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Shipwrecked

Definition:

Use:暖暖直播APP视频教程 "We went to this pirate-themed bar downtown and, after a few hardy glasses of rum, I was definitely shipwrecked."

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Betwattled is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Betwattled

Definition:暖暖直播APP视频教程 "Surprised, confounded, ."

Use: "Today's lesson on quantum physics left me entirely betwattled."

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Gollumpus is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Gollumpus

Definition: "A large, "

Use: "He might seem intimidating, but Clyde's just a big gollumpus."

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Bone Box is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Bone Box

Definition: "."

Use: "If that guy doesn't shut his bone box, I'm gonna shut it for him."
 

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Gigglemug is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Gigglemug

Definition:暖暖直播APP视频教程 "A habitually ."

Use:暖暖直播APP视频教程 "I don't know what it is about that gigglemug, but I just can't trust it."

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Piss Prophet is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Piss Prophet

Definition:暖暖直播APP视频教程 "A physician who judges of the diseases of his patients solely by the ." A urologist.

Use: "After taking some tests, the doctor sent me to my in-network piss prophet for some answers on why it burns every time I go."

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Wake Snakes is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Wake Snakes

Definition: "Provoke to "

Use:暖暖直播APP视频教程 "I saw that political meme you posted to Instagram - you are definitely trying to wake snakes before your family reunion."

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Silent Flute is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Silent Flute

Definition: ""

Use: "If you play a solo on your silent flute in public, you're probably going to get hauled into custody."

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Bottle-Headed is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Bottle-Headed

Definition:暖暖直播APP视频教程 "."

Use: "It's hard to watch these bottle-headed sitcoms, since none of them have even been funny since Friends."

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Screw Jaws is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Screw Jaws

Definition:暖暖直播APP视频教程 " man or woman."

Use: "Listen here, screw jaws, I've about had it with your mean tweets."

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Muffin-Wallopers is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Muffin-Wallopers

Definition:暖暖直播APP视频教程 ", chiefly spinsters, who meet over a cup of tea."

Use:暖暖直播APP视频教程 "My grandma wanted me to join her book club's Facebook group, but they're all a bunch of muffin-wallopers who never actually read the books!"

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Captain Queernabs is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Captain Queernabs

Definition: "A shabby, ."

Use:暖暖直播APP视频教程 "If you shaved, showered, and put on a tie, you wouldn't be such a Captain Queernabs in your job interviews."

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Arsy Varsey is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Arsy Varsey

Definition: "To fall arsy varsey, i.e. ."

Use: "I was texting while walking and I went arsy varsey down a flight of stairs and broke my phone."

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Skilamalink is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Skilamalink

Definition:暖暖直播APP视频教程 "." Often used in Victorian London to refer to disreputable business dealings or clandestine rendezvous.

Use: "I don't know, this guy on Craigslist wants to meet up in an alley to sell me his bike. The whole thing seems super skilamalink, but it's such a good deal!"

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Sky Farmers is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Sky Farmers

Definition:暖暖直播APP视频教程 " who pretend they were farmers in the Isle of [Skye], or some other remote place, and were ruined by a flood, hurricane, or some such public calamity."

Use:暖暖直播APP视频教程 "Be careful of those suspicious emails from people looking to give you money. They're all just a bunch of sky farmers trying to steal your identity."

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Bags O' Mystery is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Bags O' Mystery

Definition: "A satirical , because no man but the maker knows what is in them."

Use: "If you want to order some bags o' mystery from that BBQ place, be my guest, but the Yelp reviews said they taste suspiciously like horse."

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Suggestionize is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Suggestionize

Definition: "," or to influence someone's thoughts or actions.

Use: 暖暖直播APP视频教程"I'm not trying to bribe you, I'm just trying to suggestionize your decision with some cold, hard cash."

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Irish Apricots is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Irish Apricots

Definition:暖暖直播APP视频教程 ". It is a common joke against the Irish vessels [or boats] to say they are loaded with fruit and timber, that is, potatoes and broomsticks."

Use:暖暖直播APP视频教程 "There's no better comfort food than a fresh-fried plate of Irish apricots."

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Fly Rink is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Fly Rink

Definition: "A polished ."

Use:暖暖直播APP视频教程 "That biker has a tattoo of a skull on his fly rink, and it's pretty impressive."

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Oil Of Gladness is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Oil Of Gladness

Definition: "'I will anoint you with the oil of gladness,' ironically spoken for, "

Use: "If you talk trash about my fondness for essential oils one more time, I'll whip out some oil of gladness and see how you like that. And that essential oil doesn't need a diffuser."

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Rantum Scantum is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Rantum Scantum

Definition: "Playing at rantum scantum; making ."

Use: "We played at a little rantum scantum in the back of the Uber and now my passenger rating has absolutely plummeted."

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Quail-Pipe is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Quail-Pipe

Definition: "A ; also a device to take birds of that name by imitating their call."

Use: "There's nothing more inspiring than a bold woman who's not afraid of trumpeting her quail-pipe."

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Owl In An Ivy Bush is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Owl In An Ivy Bush

Definition:暖暖直播APP视频教程 "Frequently said of a person with a ," or whose hair is dressed messily.

Use:暖暖直播APP视频教程 "After Sarah stepped out into that windy rainstorm to grab lunch, she came back looking like an owl in an ivy bush."

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Afternoonified is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list 18th Century Slang That Could Be Due For A Modern Comeback
Afternoonified

Definition:暖暖直播APP视频教程 "," as in high-class, refined, or fashionable.

Use: "I went into a Target to check out their lamps, but nothing was quite afternoonified enough for my tastes, so I went to Ikea instead."